you wouldn’t believe how long it took me

to fit all of these munitions into my butt

a long time, i’ll tell you that for free

there is a fine line between fart and… more than fart

he toed the line that day; he stretched the boundary further than ever before

for his heroism, we honor him this day

stop “rabbiting” on, I can hardly “bear” it!!

you must be “horse” from all of the “snake” “rhinoceros” “dog”!

wait, none of that has anything to do with parrots

disregard it all

i will still make you a sandwich though

because that is a very expensive lamp, and i would like it back please

P.S. sorry about the huge break between comics!

I am now back from australia, unharmed, and in possession of a functioning drawing tablet once again!

oh, and CLICK HERE to see a bunch of custom comics i drew for some very nice people

i hope the extra comics to read help to quell the rage that has been building inside of you

knife day is that special time in a boy’s life

when he is horribly injured by a storm of deadly knives raining from above

not cool man, that was a gift from my mom!

yes my mom is crazy

what do you mean, “in the sack”?

ew no, shut up

hey everybody, merry christmas! or if that ain’t your thing, then happy holidays!

and if you don’t like holidays, then i hope you enjoy your day

and if you don’t like kind thoughts being directed at you, then go eff yourself!

by the way, i have always loved yooooooouuuuu-

-r taste in shirtssss

why does every debate end up with one or both of us turning out to be aliens/monsters

you’d think it would only happen once

i guess not though!

yeah, the dude just jumped right out of the alley and punched me right in the mouth!

i told him i was flattered and all, but i just don’t think of men in that way

but he had already left and then i couldn’t find my wallet

edit: next comic will be slightly under a day late, sorry!

i promise i will try harder to get comics out on time from now on, this is getting ridiculous :[