Then I married ALL of the princesses, after the Adventure Land supreme court overturned their anti-bigamy laws in a landmark ruling!
I know these stories seem made up. I’ve had a tough week, okay? Let me have this.
September 8th, 2012
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I was I was as rad as Fletcher
Aw. So Copernicus is less of a jerk than i thought
nothing like some good ol fashioned princess bigamy
Death by beat-boxing. I would love to have that ability. Never would a beat-boxer have been so feared, or so loved.
beatboxed so hard that it split a dragon into two
IN THEIR TONGUE, HE IS DOVAHKIIN
DRAGONBORN!
…..I’ve had a shitty day and I just teared up at this. Not even kidding.