this is what happens when you swallow gum. FACT.
if you go swimming less than an hour after eating, you will be swallowed by a kraken. FACT.
if you step on a crack, the entire world will end in a rain of crimson hellfire. FACT.
March 22nd, 2010
062 - urban truths
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Gum will fucking ruin your shit.
well done, Fletcher
well done
Welcome back fletcher! Oh loook the characters got thinner
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awesome
Is it true that masturbating makes your eyeballs grow hair and then your johnson turns black and then you die?
Wow, stepping on a crack is one totally bad thing, and here I only thought it would break my moms back D: (not that that’s a good thing either . . . . .)
LOL I LUV GUM THOUGH
…I’m supposed to swallow people that swim too soon after eating? Can’t I just eat their faces, that’s the tasty part.