it is a FACT that most unemployed people spend their time like this
“oh no, the economy and therefore the job market are in a terrible state at the moment due to the global financial crisis”
yeah maybe i’d believe you, if i was TWELVE
i know a made up excuse when i hear one because i am a GROWN-UP
Cool, that is just like my secret plan! I mean… uh… Fletcher has some problems, doesn’t he?
I ALREADY DID ALL THOSE, WHY AREN’T I AWESOME YET?!?!?!? :(
I did all of those and now Im awesome. But I can´t prove it because I don´t have time.
I feel like I should be paying money to the person who made this.
Hey, recently found your comic. Lovin’ it. Just got done reading the archives. Keep up the good work!
Step 1, check. Step 2, check. Step 3, any minute now :D
Sylar did that already, and he hasn’t won a single lottery.
Poor Fletcher. We already read all of his “it”s. =(
Avexar: That’s because Sylar is dumb, and completely missed the crucial third step. He hasn’t even TRIED to win lotteries! How dumb is he!
I tried this but i threw up the brain, i couldn’t keep it held down, that thing is just disgusting… and salty.
only plan G? I’m at least on plan Epsilon by now, I ran out of regular letters and numbers ages ago.
I wonder if there’s a time limit to win all of the lotteries between the time-frame where you eat the brain and the period where you poop it out
what you mean i dont have a job because im lazy and disheartened and therefore i stay at home eating cheezy poofs and watching re-runs of I Dream of Jeannie. I think its just because the global job market has been in a rut therefore jobs arent falling in my lap
@Fletcher:
Can I buy stock or otherwise invest in your plan? :D
Also is there any way you could just sell tie and shirt combos? That’d be great.
(sorry for the double post)
I’m a visitor from Explosm and although I discovered your comic only on Monday, I’ve read all the archives and laughed til I was breathless and all teary-eyed and whatnot. That’s huge! Real huge!! I love Fletcher and Copernicus, they be my heroes!! I also love you man!!!! Keep on being funneh!
The plan failed because you need to put the brain in your head using your nose - duh
but i’m 11
your comics are rather amazing lol definitely keep making these
HAHAHAHA!!! DISREGARD THAT I SUCKS COCKS!
I love this comic! moar plz
win all the lotteries is actually on my to do list everyday the problem is it comes before buy lottery tickets and after spending all of my dollars
Your comics are pure awesomeness man! keep up the good work!
it looks like Copernicus came home looking for a fight
fletch you shouldnt listen to his bull
just get a divorce, take the kids and run
find yourself a proper man
i tried step 2 but some how the brain got away from me and (shhhh i found it ….you will scare it away ) damit it went into a hole.. welll time to go get another one
I saw “huge, rocky oyster” but read “Rocky Mountain oyster”. I don’t recommend that Fletcher incorporate one into his plan.