sometimes they walk past, and they look at my HOUSE
SOMEBODY needs to get these perverts off the street
and apparently i’m the only one willing to build a cannon to do it
June 7th, 2010
083 - alternative methods
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Fletcher, resourceful as ever!
Although I think a cannon that fires sharks would be more eco-friendly
/Love the comic so, so much. There are not words for how much I love it. Thankyou!
FIRST!
I laughed for literally 10 minutes after reading this comic, do we get a sequel in which fletchers canon has become operational?
“I need to buy a lawn so I can yell at kids to stay off it”
Your method is impractical, you simply use concentrated trash cubes. Works better. Best if the cannon has a built-in trash compactor
Copernicus’s life savings was only three hundred dollars? That doesn’t look like a comfy retirement….
I’m just wondering how Fletcher lost the bowling balls. I mean, unless some Coyote-vs-Road Runner-style misadventures occurred with the cannon, there really aren’t many options…
Maybe he shot them all at drown people. (I just can’t get over that joke…)
Coconuts!
I’m working on a black hole to suck them into a void of evil punishments. Fletcher’s idea is good too, but I think it would scare the dog … but then again ….
Pure genius. I don’t know how you come up with all your ideas, but it’s pure genius.
I love how he is like climbing onto Copernicus in the last panel, because it totally wasn’t necessary.
I was about to put exactly the same comment as Byrd did; it’s hilarious.
lawlz.
i know! use twilight books! finally a good use for them!
I agree with Byrd. The absurd little details like that are what make this comic so awesome.
And also the fact that Copernicus’s expression in the last panel conveys more of a self-loathing “why the fudge do I still talk to this guy?” rather than any real fear of losing his head.
I am willing to give thousands of pennys for such a comic.
PERVERT CANNON!!!!
He clearly lost the bowling balls trying to hit those filthy, uneducated ninjas.
I just scaled Copernicus’ head and it was as heavy as a #14 bowling ball.
At least Fletcher is honest about spending someone’s life savings..
Seriously. The people who park in front of my house should be taught a lesson, too.
Parking there when they have 2, count ‘em, TWO driveways to park in. plus their front or back yards. >:I
What is this world coming to?
shannon i hate when people do that. i’d definitely spend at least twice that much on just the bowling balls if you make the cannon
I finally have a use for my old bowling balls.
$300 in life savings?!?! that’s 300 times more than i currently have! oh, that (previously) financially steady Copernicus! *insert wacky Copernicus expression*
i also live in an incredibly perverted neighborhood. i had not considered a life of cannoneering. i am very excited now.
The thing that surprises me most is that he only has $300 in his life savings.
for such a cannon i will give you all of my dollars!!!!!!
300$? I’ve seen horses with more money than that.
FOR SUCH A CANNON I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY DOLLARS!!!!!
RECI RAGE FOR NEXT WEEK COMMENT! RAAAAAH! *pushes a pencil over the edge of the desk… IN ANGER* YOU NEXT! @_@
I got up at like 4:00 am this morning just to see it, and what do I get? Nothing.
I was actually happy to read the “I’m working on a random video thing instead, which i will show off soon!”… but when will it come on? next friday?
I would like to lick you my good sir
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I am looking forward to the epicness of this video :D
Im not a bro D:
FOR SUCH A VIDEO I WILL PAY YOU ALL OF MY DOLLARS!