i will find your mouth while you sleep, and I will lay my mouth-gremlin eggs inside of it
go ahead and rat me out if you want to; you know the consequences
July 8th, 2011
184 - prime real estate
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i will find your mouth while you sleep, and I will lay my mouth-gremlin eggs inside of it
go ahead and rat me out if you want to; you know the consequences
I knew those gremlin eggs were too delicious to be true. Darn you false advertising. YOU PROMISED A DELICIOUS, CONSEQUENCE FREE TREAT.
I laughed so hard :D Mornings have just gotten sexy.
‘It looks fine! It’s probably cured easily. Here, drink this glass of acid that digests everything except for humans.’
‘…Why?’
‘Trust me, it’s the only way that we both won’t get killed. Unless, of course, this acid is faulty, in which case either you or both of us get killed.’
THAT TONGUE LOOKS LIKE A RED BUTT
BUTTTTTTTSSSSSSS
Man ska akta sig för att göra sig ovän med fel personer…
Hahahaha
Absolutely amazing.
is that where gremlins come from?
Don’t forget about his underpants gnome.