I will now demonstrate how to perform a standard glurp-crunch.
Break both of your arms, then twist your mangled frame into the following position.
The next part is a little difficult, but obviously the results speak for themselves.
Fletcher is so hipster in this, where’s his glasses and beard?
Obviously he knows that they’ve gone mainstream among hipsters, so he’s opted for retro-modernism by sticking with his ironic-clip on tie.
I too would like to have Fletcher’s ripped physique.
Comedy Gold.
Careful Fletcher, don’t pull your glontoidinals or you’ll be walking backwards for weeks.
Fletcher: mother of hipsters. Also: world’s greatest comedian AND salesman.
How do you maintain such a fantastic hipster physique? *swoon*
Whoa, whoa, aesthetic crew coming through
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Fletcher is so hipster in this, where’s his glasses and beard?
Obviously he knows that they’ve gone mainstream among hipsters, so he’s opted for retro-modernism by sticking with his ironic-clip on tie.
I too would like to have Fletcher’s ripped physique.
Comedy Gold.
Careful Fletcher, don’t pull your glontoidinals or you’ll be walking backwards for weeks.
Fletcher: mother of hipsters. Also: world’s greatest comedian AND salesman.
How do you maintain such a fantastic hipster physique? *swoon*
Whoa, whoa, aesthetic crew coming through