this is what happens when you swallow gum. FACT.
if you go swimming less than an hour after eating, you will be swallowed by a kraken. FACT.
if you step on a crack, the entire world will end in a rain of crimson hellfire. FACT.
March 22nd, 2010
062 - urban truths
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Gum will fucking ruin your shit.
well done, Fletcher
well done
Welcome back fletcher! Oh loook the characters got thinner
ahhhh MMMMMMMMMMFapfapfafpafap
EAHHHHHHHHHHHfap
awesome
Is it true that masturbating makes your eyeballs grow hair and then your johnson turns black and then you die?
Wow, stepping on a crack is one totally bad thing, and here I only thought it would break my moms back D: (not that that’s a good thing either . . . . .)
LOL I LUV GUM THOUGH
…I’m supposed to swallow people that swim too soon after eating? Can’t I just eat their faces, that’s the tasty part.
So I never realized it, but I appear to have transformed into a Fletcher-that-swallowed-gum, gotten eaten by a Kraken, and perished in some hellfire from the bowels of the earth.
So why are we all here if I annihilated the planet by using demon flames?
Every time.
@T.P.T.H.R.M.T.A.D.A.T.T.I.O.L.A.E.U.L.O.T.M. Quantum mechanics, Pepper. Many worlds theory. Look it up.