jeff is only allowed off-screen cameos because he is such an ugly fellow
i dry-heaved a little bit just thinking about him, but i kept the actual vomit down
i hope you can all manage to do the same
also i’m so proud that i got through the 69th comic without mentioning fellati-ohhhh no, too late!
well felati-ohh my god this comic is awesome
ooooh Classic
dear fletcher
in this comic fletcher is dressed up like an orange but he refers to his costume as a “lemon”
please rectify this
muke
dear muke
your face
fletcher
He could be a “Laranja”…. that’s Portuguese for “orange” by the way.
Dear Flecther
Greatest comeback ever.
TheHat.
dear fletcher
methinks this is your best one yet, you made me cry laugh which doesn’t happen very often. ben (our editor) didn’t get it though. fuck him!
we have to wait for a colour page to run this though! damn you and your use of colour wit.
Dear internet:
Stop writing unfunny “dear ___” letters.
Also an hero.
-Amossk
fellati-ohhhh my god i think i just bookmarked this comic. :)
I wonder what Jeff would be dressed as… with his funny looking-ness…
Perhaps Linguini? A Leper? Louisiana? A Lasso? Larry King?
for sure larry king.
Dear Amossk,
in the words of Fletcher:
“Your face.”
Thanks,
Me
When you mentioned Jeff’s ugly face, I destroyed my house with the force of my projectile-vomiting.
I am suing you for all of your dollars.
@Louise
Which you will then use to buy his shirts, right?