083 – alternative methods



June 7th, 2010

083 - alternative methods

sometimes they walk past, and they look at my HOUSE

SOMEBODY needs to get these perverts off the street

and apparently i’m the only one willing to build a cannon to do it

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  1. Not First says:

    Fletcher, resourceful as ever!
    Although I think a cannon that fires sharks would be more eco-friendly

    /Love the comic so, so much. There are not words for how much I love it. Thankyou!

  2. Twisty says:

    FIRST!
    I laughed for literally 10 minutes after reading this comic, do we get a sequel in which fletchers canon has become operational?
    “I need to buy a lawn so I can yell at kids to stay off it”

  3. Plet53 says:

    Your method is impractical, you simply use concentrated trash cubes. Works better. Best if the cannon has a built-in trash compactor

  4. Kai-chan says:

    Copernicus’s life savings was only three hundred dollars? That doesn’t look like a comfy retirement….

  5. Sean says:

    I’m just wondering how Fletcher lost the bowling balls. I mean, unless some Coyote-vs-Road Runner-style misadventures occurred with the cannon, there really aren’t many options…

    Maybe he shot them all at drown people. (I just can’t get over that joke…)

  6. Bruno says:

    Coconuts!

  7. Isis says:

    I’m working on a black hole to suck them into a void of evil punishments. Fletcher’s idea is good too, but I think it would scare the dog … but then again ….

  8. pat says:

    Pure genius. I don’t know how you come up with all your ideas, but it’s pure genius.

  9. Byrd says:

    I love how he is like climbing onto Copernicus in the last panel, because it totally wasn’t necessary.

  10. Seconder to Byrd says:

    I was about to put exactly the same comment as Byrd did; it’s hilarious.

  11. will says:

    lawlz.

    i know! use twilight books! finally a good use for them!

  12. Eric says:

    I agree with Byrd. The absurd little details like that are what make this comic so awesome.

  13. Eric says:

    And also the fact that Copernicus’s expression in the last panel conveys more of a self-loathing “why the fudge do I still talk to this guy?” rather than any real fear of losing his head.

  14. Pie Time says:

    I am willing to give thousands of pennys for such a comic.

  15. matt says:

    PERVERT CANNON!!!!

  16. thetruehat says:

    He clearly lost the bowling balls trying to hit those filthy, uneducated ninjas.

  17. Sgt. Traveler says:

    I just scaled Copernicus’ head and it was as heavy as a #14 bowling ball.

  18. Brae says:

    At least Fletcher is honest about spending someone’s life savings..

  19. shannon says:

    Seriously. The people who park in front of my house should be taught a lesson, too.

    Parking there when they have 2, count ‘em, TWO driveways to park in. plus their front or back yards. >:I

    What is this world coming to?

  20. Graylin says:

    shannon i hate when people do that. i’d definitely spend at least twice that much on just the bowling balls if you make the cannon

  21. Pie Time says:

    I finally have a use for my old bowling balls.

  22. Othello says:

    $300 in life savings?!?! that’s 300 times more than i currently have! oh, that (previously) financially steady Copernicus! *insert wacky Copernicus expression*

  23. jmc says:

    i also live in an incredibly perverted neighborhood. i had not considered a life of cannoneering. i am very excited now.

  24. NoSympathy says:

    The thing that surprises me most is that he only has $300 in his life savings.

  25. Yeltzin says:

    for such a cannon i will give you all of my dollars!!!!!!

  26. Pie Oclock says:

    300$? I’ve seen horses with more money than that.

  27. superdude says:

    FOR SUCH A CANNON I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY DOLLARS!!!!!

  28. Reci says:

    RECI RAGE FOR NEXT WEEK COMMENT! RAAAAAH! *pushes a pencil over the edge of the desk… IN ANGER* YOU NEXT! @_@

  29. Pie Oclock says:

    I got up at like 4:00 am this morning just to see it, and what do I get? Nothing.

  30. Arnkell says:

    I was actually happy to read the “I’m working on a random video thing instead, which i will show off soon!”… but when will it come on? next friday?

  31. Azzless chaps says:

    I would like to lick you my good sir
    ~~!¥£|£~€£%‰_[¿

  32. I am looking forward to the epicness of this video :D

  33. SpamComment says:

    Im not a bro D:

  34. TikTok says:

    FOR SUCH A VIDEO I WILL PAY YOU ALL OF MY DOLLARS!

  35. Xian says:

    OH, THAT WACKY FLETCHER!

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