088 – never leave the house



June 28th, 2010

088 - never leave the house

check out the exquisite marbling on this slice of granite

you can really tell the difference between the corn-fed and grain-fed boulders

the high quality; that’s what you’re paying for

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  1. SeanCampbell says:

    Classic, thanks for the laughs Sir

  2. Claktastic says:

    I always wondered what it would sound like to eat rocks. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

  3. Lody says:

    The rocks aren’t very good for the teeth though, their almost as bad as coca cola.

  4. Raiquiis says:

    Excellent! :D

  5. Espero says:

    For such exquisite cuisine, I will pay you all of my dollars.

  6. Sgt. Traveler says:

    Where did Fletcher got big rocks that much? Assuming with their tummies…

  7. Hank says:

    are they in the nude? cause you don’t see someone’s ribs throug their shirts that often

  8. Pie says:

    Fletcher must be a wonderful cook. What’s his secret?

  9. ernobius says:

    Hey, it seems that rocks are a cheap spurce of nutrients and proteins! Great, i’ll live on that for the rest of my life. I’m gonna be a millionaire.

  10. ernobius says:

    Damit, I meant “source” not spurce

  11. Quups says:

    i like the rock-tummy animation.

  12. Brae says:

    I like how you can see rock outlines in their bodies where other vital organs “should” be.

  13. Othello says:

    in soviet russia, rocks eat … … … uhhh … your teeth.

  14. Wisdom says:

    For such rocks, I will pay you all of my dollars!

  15. Ragnarokio says:

    *looks at rib location*
    *looks at location of rocks in body*

    I have some questions about the Anatomy of these people. Are they even Human?

  16. Broseph says:

    This is by far one of my favourite comics

  17. Guy says:

    If, judging by Copernicus’s chomping, that’s how they ate the rocks, how come they’re all whole-looking inside their stomachs.

  18. Ryan_Davis says:

    I just thank god Copernicus didn’t have any Pepsi.

  19. I love this webcomic. You are a sexy genius. :D

    I plan to hang around for a while, making comments pointing out the obvious filled near to bursting with sexual innuendo and CAPS LOCK.

    You can call me TB or just a bitch. I officially claim that name on this site.

    I love this comic! 8D

  20. Antics often provide my weekly lulz

  21. AAAAAAAAAA42 says:

    C IS FOR CHALCOPYRITE

    NOM NOM NOM NOM

  22. Quanchi says:

    Oh, that wacky Fletcher!!!

  23. ObsessiveAngryIntarwebUser says:

    Oh my god. This is ludicrous. Just ludicrous. That whole eating rocks thing makes zero sense! It’s completely unrealistic.

    (I mean, you see full, intact rocks in their stomachs, but you also see copernicus chewing the rocks into pebbles. That’s totally out there)

  24. Quanchi says:

    Why does Fletcher need a knife and fork to eat rocks?

  25. Timmah tim timmah says:

    i think he ate those too.

  26. Derp says:

    Rocks are heavier than ribs and internal organs, so they sink to the bottom when eaten.

  27. Catalust says:

    I demand some rocks!

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