089 – phlegm for two



July 2nd, 2010

089 - phlegm for two

i had a very bad cold when i drew this; everything in this comic is taken from real life experiences

NO EXCEPTIONS

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  1. Espero says:

    I guess when Fletcher sneezes, the boogers all come out of his mouth since he doesn’t have a nose.

  2. Sgt. Traveler says:

    Disgusting much?

  3. O carioca says:

    coppernicus volunteers at the orphanage? That’s just sad

  4. Raiquiis says:

    I think Coppernicus is an orphan.

  5. Ragnarokio says:

    Looking at fletcher’s face in frame 4, i have to wonder if that is in fact a sneeze, and not some sort of alien projectile attack.

  6. Andrew says:

    He has boogers in his mouth… Eww…

  7. Kai-chan says:

    How can that be considered a sneeze? That was more like a slime attack, if you ask me…

  8. Muke says:

    i love how
    unsurprised and unexcited fletchers sneeze is
    theres some beautiful fantastic direction there

  9. Drukman says:

    Fletcher is the only person in the world who can sneeze with his eyes open. I am impressed.

  10. Othello says:

    he sneezed with his eyes open! AMAZING!!!

  11. Alfie says:

    The sneeze looks like a movie I saw the other day… What was it called… Oh yeah! Flubber.

  12. … The mucus is coming out his mouth. That’s not a sneeze, that’s projectile vomiting.

    Bravo, sir. That’s some real talent right there.

  13. BigTuna says:

    you sir, need to update more than twice a week. i hate goin here on tuesday.. and be like.. damn, have to wait another 3 days for a new deliciously awesome comic

  14. Anon says:

    >my face when nobody comments that its phlegm coming out of his mouth

    Slime?
    Vomit?
    SHOOT NO.

    ITS PHLEGM MOTHERFUDGER. THE MOST ANNOYING TYPE OF BOOGER TO BUG YOU IN YOUR WORST CONDITION.

  15. ernobius says:

    I agree with BigTuna - we need MORE! NOW!

  16. Frantic says:

    That’s nasty.

  17. Einstein says:

    Eureka! I have an idea! Put some adverts on the sides and at the top, that way you don’t need to have a job so you have enough time for a comic every day!

  18. Quups says:

    Copernicus should probably just man up and take one for the team.

    orphans are wimps anyway. they could get sick without catching diseases.

    I BELIEVE ORPHANS START DISEASES AND WE SHOULD PROBABLY ELIMINATE THEM.

  19. Vanessa says:

    what’s up with Copernicus’s tie in the last few panels??

  20. muke says:

    yeah what the hell
    its like its gone all green or something
    you got the colours wrong
    what the hell fletcher
    fix this problem at once

  21. PsychoKiller says:

    @retards vanessa and muke - the fudging tie has phlegm on it that is why it appears green.

    i KILL you!!!

  22. you lost the game says:

    that is so coincidental (sort of) Horrible Cold has been visiting me too…I wish he would go home and I hope we both get better soon! :D

  23. Vanessa says:

    @PhysoKiller - Gee, calm down, man, you gone crazy??

    anyway, you’re not very nice,

    and also, how do you know your the brightest poerson in the universe??

  24. Cold Police says:

    Stop right there criminal scum!
    You have broken F.F.P.C. (Federal Flu Prevention Corporation) laws!
    Either pay the fine or be arrested!

  25. jogiff says:

    Coppernicus didn’t even ask Fletcher not to sneeze, he only asked him not to cough on him.

    Once again, Fletcher shows that he is bound by no law!

  26. PsychoKiller says:

    @vanessa yor dumbedness knows no bounds. I gt Psyhco in my name ofcourse im motherfudging crazy as jay-z!!!!

    and for caling me PhysoKiller i KLIL you agaim!

    P.S. I am smarter then yu atleast. I can spell pearson :D

  27. PsychoKiller says:

    Disregard that I suck schlongs.

  28. AAAAAAAAAA42 says:

    My god, PsychoKiller and Vanessa are idiots.

  29. shabalabadingdong says:

    does anyone else think copernicus looks like a donut when he has boogers all over his face?!

  30. Lamps says:

    we’ve all been there

  31. AGuyWhoIsNotAHermaphrodite says:

    @PsychoKiller

    you bring shame to a great Talking Heads song

  32. Emma says:

    wait-
    didn’t the orphanage get turned into a strawberry?
    What type of orphans live in a strawberry?

  33. Shadowwalker says:

    Fletcher is sick…

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